Scott Disick Takes a Page From Kayne, Breaks Down

Scott Disick was one of the last men directly dealing with a Kardashian daily that hadn’t gone bat-shit crazy. Lamar Odom left the NBA to pursue smoking crack full-time, Kanye West is currently in the “sunken place” courtesy of mom Kris and Kim.  That win streak Scott had been maintaining may have ended with an involuntary 5150 house call by authorities. I hope he can get out before it’s too late. When dealing with a coven of witches of Armenian decent one must sleep with one eye open as not to fall under any spell cast during the witching hour. But it looks like Kourtney has broken Scott’s protective barrier, making the man go insane. A person never fully recovers when a qualified kook handler shows up to your house with the adult onesie that forces the wearer into immediate self-hugs and self-love. 

The Los Angeles Fire Department confirmed to Us on Wednesday, September 6, that Disick, 34, was transported to a hospital near his home in Hidden Hills, California, on August 18. “Security at his house called for help. Scott was in a really bad place,” the insider tells Us. “Scott’s friends are worried for him but know that he’s getting better for his family.”

This is a lesson to learn for anyone taking the Kardashians lightly. They’re not real celebrities. All of them are famous for doing absolutely nothing. And that’s witchcraft by definition. Scott needs to binge watch scary movies and understand that this mental break down isn’t his fault. All horror movies after the year 2000 have had the exact same plot so any title will suffice to see my point. He’ll be able to understand that malevolent evil spirits using the Kardashians as hosts are to blame. There are forces beyond his control working in the background. Hang in there, buddy.

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