Typically it’s the younger person with less experience and less money trading sex for life lessons and cash but Scott is a man who likes to have his cake and eat it too. Sofia’s bank account will just have... READ MORE

 It’s hard to take anyone serious who looks like they’ve purchased one-ply toilet paper their entire lives but Blac Chyna’s ex-boyfriend has taken time out of his busy failing rap career to talk about Scott Disick’s alleged infidelity. Tyga... READ MORE

When Scott Disick isn’t busy going crazy over ex Kourtney dating other men, he’s probably banging Sofia Richie at the dismay of dad Lionel Richie. Scott commandeered the commodores’ daughter and made her call him daddy instead.

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I’m not sure who’s more at fault for this relationship. Scott for not giving dating a break to heal himself. Or Sofia for dating someone closer to her dad’s age.

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This is a lesson to learn for anyone taking the Kardashians lightly. They're not real celebrities. All of them are famous for doing absolutely nothing. There are forces beyond his control working in the background. Hang in there, buddy.

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At only nineteen years old Bella Thorne has learned that the key to winning the hearts of Americans is fake fucking a Kardashian tangental douchebag. America's Busted Sweetheart was randomly caught by the paps holding hands with Scott Disick while... READ MORE

The term 'sex addict' has come up again as if it's a real thing thanks to Scott Disick mansplaining to his thrice baby mama that it's the reason he can't stop banging girls. The rest of humanity has yet... READ MORE

It's best to start the conversation over male sex addiction by everybody admitting it's a bullshit medical diagnosis. A disease can't only exist for famous wealthy men with access to ambitious models.

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It's an uncommon man who literally fucks his way into money. Ski bum Scott Disick worked his dick into a Kardashian and came out on the other end with several million in the bank. Opportunistic men used to have... READ MORE

This isn’t a good message to send to your bastard kids. Remember when mommy and daddy used to fuck in the ocean? We just sat the down and told them daddy died fighting ISIS to keep America safe from... READ MORE