Justin Bieber Imposter Collects Tons of Underaged Nudes

A man posing as Justin Bieber on social media managed to convince dozens of underaged kids to provide him with unclothed photos. Ironically unclothed pubescent girls look a ton like Justin Bieber. Not exactly genius, but presumably this criminal is receiving high fives in the pedophile ranks. 

900 child sex offenses is going to take the now captured 42-year old man right up to his time of death in prison. The real Bieber is currently touring Australia where this Simon Bar Sinister was plying his online schemes. Numerous police outlets and support groups immediately reminded parents to monitor their kids online activities. The previous such twenty years of reminders having fallen short. If only we could clone Alyssa Milano’s mom.

“The fact that so many children could believe that they were communicating with this particular celebrity highlights the need for a serious rethink about the way that we as a society educate our children about online safety.”

There’s no way around the fact that kids are stupid. You start segmenting out Justin Bieber fans and your tipping the scales heavily in favor of ‘doesn’t get math’. Like shooting naked pubescent fish in a barrel. It might be comforting to pretend this problem is solved. Go with that if it helps you sleep. 

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