Ed Sheeran Denied

Ed Sheeran’s dad is a war criminal, hence he’s a tiny man with bad genes. William Wallace’s kid would have made less faggoty music. Sheeran and his regressive alleles were apparently shut out of an after party at the Grammy’s. Good. That means even the bottom wage earning general public is onto the fact that you aren’t good. Or, they just aren’t represented and have no idea who you are. Either way, good karma: 

“Ed couldn’t get in,” said a spy. “He got turned away from the door. He was nothing but polite… There was a fire marshal and it was a capacity issue, so it was out of everyone’s control… Other artists couldn’t get in either.”

Wow it sounds like some whore from the New York Post is getting paid to get tips from some other whore. How long do you have to keep creeping people out at the club before they realize you’re an informer? Your credibility is about zero right, what are the odds you sling a rape accusation at some point? The media has less street cred than a random slut. Big wheel in the sky keeps on turning. 

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