Ava Sambora in A Bikini

There’s that moment when a celebrity teen daughter decides that her plan become a nurse to tend to men with groin boils in the remote Philippines atolls just sounds like way too much work. Being somewhat attractive and having famous parents opens up so many less involved ways to make a living. Swimsuit modeling comes to mind. You have to not eat so much. Post pictures to social media. Pick up paid gigs for boutique swimsuit lines. Drive Range Rover. Complain modestly about fame. Marry boy band member who says he digs your old man’s music. It’s not your fault God doesn’t bless men on Philippines atolls as much as blesses you. Honor that distinction with some squats.

Photo Credit: Baes And Bikinis