Happy hump day! Celebrate with these sexy links including Candice Swanepoel's seat meat, Ava Sambora's bikini tribute, and the best nude scenes from Alyssa Milano's career! READ MORE

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It's unclear who he manages outside of one young model,... READ MORE

Whenever a famous hot actress or model has a growing up daughter the media insists on mentioning repeatedly how she's an exact replica of her mom. That's never true. Sometimes she's not nearly as good looking, sometimes she's better... READ MORE

What if Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made a baby and she turned eighteen and started modeling revealing bikinis? That immortal question didn't take long to answer. READ MORE

This is being dubbed Ava Sambora’s first modeling gig. That does little to explain what she was doing up until eighteen. Or why she’s wearing a bikini your grandma felt lame in back in the 50’s. Not exactly the... READ MORE

There’s that moment when a celebrity teen daughter decides that her plan become a nurse to tend to men with groin boils in the remote Philippines atolls just sounds like way too much work. Being somewhat attractive and having... READ MORE

Ava Sambora is right at that target Phil Robertson age for marriage. I’m sure Richie Sambora would be open to granting his blessing. Not like he age-gated all the girls rushing backstage at Bon Jovi concerts back in the... READ MORE