FEMEN Topless Fountain Takeover

The stout faction of the FEMEN army seized control of a fountain sculpture declaring themselves ensconced until the Spanish government reverses its Gag Laws banning people from complaining about how shitty the Spanish government is. It’s kind of hard not to root for these girls your well-meaning grandma tried to set you up with when she was worried you might be gay. Governments shouldn’t have the same power as parents to tell their kids to shut the fuck up or they’re going to their room. Or, you know, prison. Topless go fugly early chicks screaming through bullhorns may be the last chance of the Spanish Les Miserables to express their displeasure. There are a handful of countries in Europe facing the future of being Greece Part Deux. You’re at a fork in the road. Are you backing the Draconian central government or are you backing the thunder thighs of University of Madrid Women’s Rugby Team? You can curse God later for your lack of options.

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