The topless marauding Euro-feminist group FEMEN started out as a tight knit group of shrieking Ukrainian women demanding big ideas like Marxist reforms and state subsidized maxi pads. READ MORE

The lovely ladies of FEMEN cheered in a French court as they were acquitted of all charged related to running their naked tits over the antiquities of Notre Dame Cathedral in protest of something super important nobody remembers. It... READ MORE

The stout faction of the FEMEN army seized control of a fountain sculpture declaring themselves ensconced until the Spanish government reverses its Gag Laws banning people from complaining about how shitty the Spanish government is. It’s kind of hard not... READ MORE

FEMEN might be victims of their own success. Like any franchise operation, it’s a struggle keep the satellite entities in tune with the strident feminist agenda during periods of rapid expansion. Franchisees can easily go rogue. This group of... READ MORE

It’s like looking in a mirror facing a mirror and seeing your reflection an infinity times over. A couple FEMEN protestors hit Morocco to protest the treatment of homosexuals in the country of largely homosexual hating faith based and... READ MORE

The good soldier walks a lonely road. This blond chick was cast out FEMEN for having tits a man might desire. She went rogue at a protest over the Spanish Prime Minister outlawing abortions or taxing tampons like soda... READ MORE

I hate being the guy to point out that the more clever FEMEN becomes, the less attractive their activists. But I don’t mind the heavy lifting. It’s statistically challenging to find hot smart chicks who will bare their Sharpie... READ MORE

The ever-boisterous garden club ladies of FEMEN were protesting in Barcelona outside some tech conference where Mark Zuckerberg was set to announce that he owns all you bitches, drop the mic, and depart through the ceiling in his four... READ MORE

The way in which European nations teeter between socialism and totalitarianism amuses me. Mostly because I don’t have to live there. In France, there are two parties. The Let Muslims In So What If they Kill a Few Jews... READ MORE

I love a good intersection of super fucking annoying people story lines. Dominique Strauss-Kahn is that old dude who was going to be French President but then he forced a maid in a New York Hotel to blow him... READ MORE