FEMEN Protestors Protested

It’s like looking in a mirror facing a mirror and seeing your reflection an infinity times over. A couple FEMEN protestors hit Morocco to protest the treatment of homosexuals in the country of largely homosexual hating faith based and were met with a protest of their own. Apparently, the locals didn’t take well to having the Vassar dorm girls European edition parachuting topless into Rabat and screaming shit at the top of their lungs. I can see that being off-putting even if you’re one of five people in the country openly pushing for expanded civil rights.

The FEMEN girls were arrested by monkeys in fez hats and police suits and await extradition to France where they will be simultaneously praised as heroes and gazed at silently with extreme disappointment. Throngs of Moroccan protestors, men and women, young and old, took to the streets with glue sticks and bad Xerox photos to counter-protest FEMEN. Then they ran into various nicely decorated houses and pulled rumored buggerers into the street and lit them on fire, spreading their ashes on the ground to spell out the phrase, FEMEN GO HOME. Everybody has their tactics. these college feminists think yelling and flashing their tits is extreme. Welcome to North Africa.

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