Justin Bieber Is Back

There’s no more loathsome bore than a recovering addict. Sharing is not absolution and I don’t want your amends. Just go away and come back when you’re wasted Tommy again. Thomas the Sober is a relentless asshole. I feel the same way about Justin Bieber. That whole he’s found religion and grown up nonsense was tiring. Usher’s only honest moments come when he has a dick in his shitter. Nobody changed. The only nearly admirable thing about Justin Bieber was how how many sad young women he plowed. He was a little douche, but at least he had scoreboard. I’m pleased midget Caligula is back. That game of pretend was the worst. The cops got called to his hotel room over the weekend for kicking too many whores out of his suite on the seventh day of his 21st birthday celebration. Even God rested on the seventh day. But God didn’t have South Florida beach tail as an option. I still hate this kid, but I begrudgingly respect the manner in which he put his dick in charge of his affairs. Let’s no more this talk of change. It’s just another word for surrender.

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