Dominique Strauss-Kahn Faces FEMEN

I love a good intersection of super fucking annoying people story lines. Dominique Strauss-Kahn is that old dude who was going to be French President but then he forced a maid in a New York Hotel to blow him so he got bumped down to head of the International Monetary Fund. That’s a tough price for a little rape. Now he’s on trial in France for hiring prostitutes and throwing co-ed lemon parties on the regular. Which seems so French I can’t believe it’s actually illegal in France. Or that feminists would be pissed about it. I thought they supported a woman’s right to choose. Even if that choice is taking rough dick from a bunch of self-impressed geezer politicians with old money and a shit ton of Viagra. The topless protestors wrote some silly referential shit on their tits and climbed atop Strauss-Kahn’s car as he made his way to trial. He probably stroked a freebie out in his ride. That’s just how DSK rolls.

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