We’re In For More Magic Mike

The trailer for the upcoming Magic Mike XXL has been released and features a roided Channing Tatum humping a bench grinder and jizzing sparks. The scene is a tribute to the movie Flashdance. Tribute is another word for ripping something off. If you’ve ever been criticized for watching porn or going to a strip club then June is your chance to really dig your heals into the ground and end up sleeping on the couch. Women eat this shit up. It’s called porn, albeit soft porn that sucks. The first Magic Mike got an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes, which proves all movie critics are either fans of man ass or double standards. Showgirls, Striptease, and even the drastically underrated Zombie Strippers are well below the 50% mark because along with simplistic story lines and bad jokes they feature tits instead of dicks. If your chick is going to go out and see this with the girls then I’d take a trip to the outskirts of Reno with the guys. If women are truly more emotional, this is cheating.