A sad skanky version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s iconic “conscious uncoupling” from adult contemporary singer Chris Martin is upon us now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan have called it quits after nine years of marriage. Is this a... READ MORE

Channing Tatum revealed that he takes his three year old daughter to his live stripping show which is based on the Magic Mike franchise. Remarkably he still has custody of his daughter. Aside from the creepy prickly shaved buns... READ MORE

Channing Tatum is launching a vodka brand called Born and Bred. He invented an entire backstory as to why this merely wasn't Grand Teton Distillery paying him to front a vodka that will be remarkably exactly like all their... READ MORE

When Hollywood ran out of ideas and decided to start remaking films from the 80's, everybody complained for a bit about lack of novelty and creativity but eventually shut up and paid for tickets. Now they're remaking the same... READ MORE

If you must ask somebody about the societal problem of sexual assaults against women, might as well grab Channing Tatum during a press tour and force him to speak to the issue. Cosmopolitan live-streamed an interview with Tatum from... READ MORE

The trailer for the upcoming Magic Mike XXL has been released and features a roided Channing Tatum humping a bench grinder and jizzing sparks. The scene is a tribute to the movie Flashdance. Tribute is another word for ripping something... READ MORE

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Warner Bros. has decided to delay the release of Jupiter Ascending from tomorrow until the time we land a man on the real Jupiter. In the $150 million “space opera”, Mila Kunis plays a house cleaner named Jupiter Jones... READ MORE

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

People magazine announced today that Channing Tatum is this years Sexiest Man Alive, then later added, “no, seriously. His perpetually dumbfounded face is hot.” And if you were under the impression that Channing Tatum is kinda dumb, they included... READ MORE