Justin Bieber Pecker Threatens to Sue

January 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Justin Bieber’s lawyers are threatening to sue a website comparing his teeny pre-Photoshopped dick to a real one. His Calvin Klein ad generated some attention because he looked abnormally jacked for a boy. The two photos tell conflicting stories, but I’m prone to believe the one which shows a normal and scrawny prepubescent guy and not Ellen on steroids. Well, Ellen on even more steroids. It’s certainly possible the site reverse photoshopped the Klein ad and also that 9-11 was a conspiracy between Jews and that guy who used to be Crazy Eddie who owed lots of back taxes. More than likely Bieber’s pecker doesn’t jut out at a 90 degree angle. You be the judge. Then spend more time with your children.

Photo Credit: CalvinKlein.com

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