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December 30, 2014 | video | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
We’ve all had shitty jobs. I once had a job cleaning up vomit. They couched it, but that’s what it was. I’d take that again any day over following a tiny brat around and pretending he’s the shit. Justin Bieber isn’t the world’s worst skateboarder, he’s just the only one that has his entourage set up a perimeter for him outside Madison Square Garden so he can show off his tricks. The dudes on his payroll have to pretend he’s Tony Hawk reinventing the sport. Bieber performs some basic tricks before biting it because his first adult size t-shirt rolls down to his knees. Oh, man, you’re awesome! There it is! Fuck, how do you not want to step in front of every bus that passes?