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October 10, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Geriatric hipsters Pink Floyd have brought in Stephen Hawking to sing on their new album. Who can blame them? His voice is like an angelic Speak n’ Spell from 1984. I’m sure there’s a deeper point to this all. Just like when they let unattractive people model and spastic people play starting quarterback in the Super Bowl.
Listen to Hawking shine on like a paraplegic diamond. (The Superficial)
Jennifer Lopez has got some killer fucking abs. (Huffington Post)
Jennifer Lawrence’s nips shine through her shirt. (Drunken Stepfather)
Ana Braga’s lovely tits look awesome in a pink bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
Yara Khmidan in a bikini will make you happy in your swimsuit area. (Popoholic)
Amanda Bynes was just kidding about her dad diddling her, tee hee. (Dlisted)
Natalie Gal is the sexiest thing on Blue Bloods besides Selleck’s mustache. (COED)