I’ve been told not to use too many naughty words on here so as to not affect our trillions of dollars of advertising revenue, but, um, Kirstie Alley is a fucking bitch. The late astrophysicist Stephen Hawking overcame... READ MORE

  Physicist Stephen Hawking was smart enough to have a sense of humor, and would probably have gotten a kick out of the punchline of a person that Katy Perry has become if he didn’t have better things to... READ MORE

Geriatric hipsters Pink Floyd have brought in Stephen Hawking to sing on their new album. Who can blame them? His voice is like an angelic Speak n’ Spell from 1984. I’m sure there’s a deeper point to this all.... READ MORE