Justin Bieber Goes To Walmart

Pug-faced troll doll Justin Bieber can add wrecking a Walmart to his douchey resume. It seems that the tiny tyke was visiting his home town of Stratford, Ontario when he decided to go to the town’s center of arts and culture: Walmart. Then, according to an eyewitness, Bieber totally wrecked the place. He and his thirty person entourage showed up at the discount store and bounced balls in the toy department, opened food they didn’t pay for, sexually harassed the mouth breathing trollops, and generally behaved like assholes. The good folks at Walmart decided to just let Justin have his fun since Bieber is like a little midget god unto the people of Stratford. This is kind of like the old bull in the china shop bit, but the bull is a short privileged lesbian and the china shop is box store with very low self esteem.