Further Proof That Elmo Is An Asshole

A man known as Anti-Semitic Elmo, because he dresses like Elmo and hates the Jews, is being indicted for trying to extort the Girl Scouts. Adam Sandler, (not the one who makes really shitty movies), attempted to blackmail the Girl Scouts by alleging that a Cambodian man with a love for young flesh abused scouts at official Girl Scout camps with the approval of the organization. He threatened:

“I will show up at Girl Scout functions and other places that parents and kids congregate and hold signs, connecting the Girl Scouts… with the Cambodian Rape Camp man.”

Sandler makes his living off of dressing like Elmo and taking pictures with obese tourists from Omaha in Times Square. He’s been arrested before for going on Jewish bashing diatribes and getting into fights. He plead guilty to the extortion plot and faces 15 years of having fists shoved in his ass like the real Elmo.

After Kevin Clash (the REAL Elmo) got shit canned for making love to young boys and this incident, maybe it’s time for Sesame Street to retire Elmo. Cookie Monster and Big Bird never molested kids, took part in extortion plots, or harbored racist ideas. At least, it’s been kept under better wraps.