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Further Proof That Elmo Is An Asshole

September 20, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

A man known as Anti-Semitic Elmo, because he dresses like Elmo and hates the Jews, is being indicted for trying to extort the Girl Scouts. Adam Sandler, (not the one who makes really shitty movies), attempted to blackmail the... READ MORE

Elmo Is Off The Hook And Free To Terrorize Boys on Sesame Street

July 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Clash, the fist inside Elmo’s red furry asshole, is not going to be tried for allegedly having sex with three underaged boys. Not because there isn’t enough evidence, but because the accusers waited too late and the statute... READ MORE

Kevin Clash Gets An Emmy Nod For Fingerbanging… A Puppet

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Clash, the dirty perv that used to perform Elmo, has been nominated for a daytime Emmy. You’ll recall that last year the legendary puppeteer quit Sesame Street after it came out that he had been fisting more than... READ MORE

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