Justin Bieber’s Mile High Club

The latest in Justin Bieber’s life leading to an eventual bad end that nobody with male gonads will care about has the star and his posse of pussies smoking so many blunts on a private plane that the pilot thought he was going to need oxygen. Apparently, Biebs and his band of merry fuckwads don’t just get baked on tour buses and backstage after his musical tour de force. They like to get high on their $60K jaunts between gigs, which seems like a harmless idea until the pilot starts getting dizzy in the cockpit of the airborne hot box. Biebs might be a once in a generation music artist touched by God himself, but I bet he can’t pilot a Cessna, though I’d pay big dollars for a video tape of the last fifteen seconds or so of him trying.