Justin Bieber Banned For Life From Vegas Skydiving

Justin Bieber continued his personal quest to be the universe’s biggest D-bag by fucking over a Vegas indoor skydiving center. The result? Banned for life. The trouble started when the mini-Ellen and his gaggle of misguided Kriss Kross disciples showed up at Las Vegas Indoor Skydiving at closing time, (natch). The fee to use the facility is $1600 but they told Biebs that if he posted a promotional picture of himself skydiving at the place on Instagram they would wave the fee. Nice little celebrity perk. Bieber agreed. Then he and his entourage proceeded to be obnoxious as fuck using the place, were rude to the staff, and promptly took off without paying or ever posting a photo. The place has banned Bieber for life, putting him on the “no-fly list”. I’m sure Bieber has a side to his story as well. Like he’s a shit stain and can’t help himself.  Bieber needs an old-fashioned Vegas skydiving lesso — out a plane in the middle of the night somewhere over the Nevada desert, no parachute. Let him flap those angry little man arms and see how far that gets him.