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June 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Instagram added video today so that people who feel that their personal photos are precious gifts to the world can feel equally as obnoxious about their motion pictures. If you think I’m just being a cranky old bastard, consider the first big Instagram video. It’s Justin Bieber, the world’s most self-entitled twat, announcing that Instagram has video. And he’s high as fuck. Actually, so I don’t get sued, let me clarify, he appears to be high as fuck. Also, he appears to be really short. Could be all that alleged smoking stunted his growth.