Billie Eilish Strips on Stage to Show us her DDD’s

Billie Eilish is the packaged teen pop singer who was forced into the industry by two actor parents who couldn’t make it further than a few odd roles on shitty tv shows. They were desperate for fame so they had their two kids start making boring basic music together and the plan ended up working out because Billie Eilish is huge right now, she took home something like 6 Grammy’s so you know the industry is serious about making this girl a thing.

But she’s not only huge in terms of the pop charts, she’s also a fat fuck who wears baggy clothing all the time so that “we don’t get to see what she looks like” I get it, she doesn’t want to be sexualized, but if your goal is to have the worlds eyeballs on you, fawning over your music, then shut up about not letting us “see you”.

But I guess she wanted to make sure that we were all aware that she’s got size DDD’s under her baggy Gucci shirt because she stripped off at her concert in Miami last night, showing us her big ol cafeteria lunch lady arms in a black tank top. Thanks Billie, appreciate it.