Lindsay Lohan: The Pathetic Delusional Loser Part XI

The devil is obviously working overtime in California attempting to collect the debt owed by the handfuls of elite that sold their soul. If they refuse to bring themselves to hell to burn for all of eternity as stated in Article 6, Section 6, Clause 6 of Deal with the Devil, he’s going to bring hell to them. It’s unfortunate that Lindsay Lohan absconded abroad to avoid the debt collection. Someone should lure her back to America with the promise of coke and career opportunities as a DMV clerk. She’s willing to take whatever she can get because fire crotch is getting pretty desperate out there in Greece. The proof is her recently searching around Facebook for endorsement deals.

Page Six reports that a rep for Lindsay searched their brain for a great way to help their boss and found themselves on a Facebook group for publicists and marketers.

Lindsay’s people wrote that those in the group who are interested should “reach out if you rep a brand that is interested in endorsement opportunities with Lindsay.”  They wrote in their message that “acceptable brands include: fashion, beauty, car, lifestyle, CPG, fitness/lifestyle, food/drinks, entertainment/media, tech. Must have a substantial budget.”

So not only does Lindsay’s team think she’s too good for certain brands, she also thinks that she can command a large pay check! Guess what the response was to Lindsay’s demands? It was terrible. She got a grand total of three responses. Well, technically she got two responses because one of the responses was just a person alerting a New York Post reporter to the embarrassment. The other two were industry-types asking what Lindsay was talking about when her team used the term “substantial”.

Anyone who has any kind of star power knows that endorsement deals are a “don’t contact us, we’ll contact you” kind of situation. They know that because people that have star power tend to have agents that tell them this. Lohan probably came across some overly encouraging person with a limited amount of English and now she believes she can treat the world like her oyster again. No, Lindsay, endorsement opportunities are not similar to your dirty clam.  She’ll probably have to leave Greece shortly after all of the people she hired as “agents” form an angry mob because they no longer want to be payed in gyros, but actual currency for their services.

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