Bon Jovi Tears Kim K A New One

I’d imagine the descent into depravity that crowned Kim Kardashian as the whore of Hollywood, the same one the bible warned everyone about, probably looks something similar to the seven circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno. The only thing that stood between Kim and becoming the supreme leader of sluts was a sextape. I doubt she had a soul to sell to the devil in the first place, so being skillful in the art of promiscuity allowed her to obtain the same results without the summoning of Satan part. Unfortunately for Kim, she’s being called out by those that honed real skills that had nothing to do with slanging genitalia. Jon Bon Jovi gave the Kardashian a reality check.

JBJ: “I think it’s horrific that we live in that world and I can tell you I’ve never given 60 seconds of my life, ever, to one of those Housewives of Blah Blah and Kardashians,” said the 56-year-old Bon Jovi.

“I don’t know their names, I’ve never watched 60 seconds of the show, it’s not for me,” he continued. “What’s gonna be in your autobiography? ‘I made a porno and guess what, I got famous.’ Fuck, sorry, I’ll pass.

If I was Bon Jovi I’d be pissed too. Imagine putting in thousands of hours of work to perfect your craft only for someone to suck off a mediocre R&B singer and become a celebrity faster than the time it takes for a cup of 60 second microwavable noodles to finish. I wonder if Jon would have been able to skip doing all of the albums and still had the same amount of success if he filmed himself slurping up Madonna on VHS.

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