Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s... READ MORE

Imagine yourself in Kim Kardashian’s position. No, not the one on the bedazzled sex swing hanging from the ceiling. Her kids are getting older. Eventually they’re going to have to come to terms with who their mother is. It’s... READ MORE

I often wish I lived in alternate reality where Kim Kardashian was deposited into a napkin in lieu of Kris Jenner. Kanye and Kim are having kid number four courtesy of surrogacy. I’m not even sure Kanye is still... READ MORE

Rap “beef” used to be real. But now its biggest headliners are two cornball brothers that both live in Calabasas going back and forth on social media. Tupac and Biggie didn’t die for this. Drake refusing to scoop the... READ MORE

After watching American Horror Story Apocalypse it really set in just how fucked I am should a devastating catastrophe strike. I doubt Geico home insurance includes a full coverage stay at an underground outpost bunker if a nuclear missile... READ MORE

I can think of a few things I rather experience more than news of more spilled tea concerning Kim Kardashian’s sex life. Things like getting my hands on a full bottle of Chrissy Teigen’s breast milk for my morning... READ MORE

I’d imagine the descent into depravity that crowned Kim Kardashian as the whore of Hollywood, the same one the bible warned everyone about, probably looks something similar to the seven circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno. The only thing... READ MORE

Kanye West has chosen to continue the narrative that black people are pawns and believes persuading them to pick a new preferred political party is as easy as printing t-shirts. And that type of thinking, ladies and gentlemen, is... READ MORE

Kim is allegedly uncomfortable with her rump. Me too. I can’t fathom what would trigger such an epiphany? Maybe she grew tired of her excess tush touching the floor every time she parked it on a normal toilet not... READ MORE

I thought Kendall Jenner had it rough when she actually had to go through the tedious task of putting on clothing before receiving a paycheck. Kim Kardashian has it way worse. She actually has to have other women with... READ MORE