Kim Kardashian Selling Feminism For $2.99

Kim Kardashian is capitalizing off of feminism using a Kimoji expansion pack and boy does she mean business. If you don’t know what Kimojis are you’re probably a chauvinistic pig who needs to “slay in your lane” because “the future is nasty” for every “full-time feminist.” I have no idea what any of that means either but somehow they’re empowering phrases meant to uplift women and are available to purchase for $2.99. Let’s appreciate Kim actually pausing her favorite pastime of taking off her clothes on camera to release a total of nine nonsensical attention seeking emojis.

Kim Kardashian is now officially a feminist. The reality star just released a new Women’s Empowerment Kimoji expansion pack, which contains nine pink and red feminist sayings, including “Nasty Woman,” “Boy Bye,” “Slay In Your Lane” and “Full-Time Feminist.” All you need to do is fork over $2.99 and you too can prove to everyone just how much of a feminist you are!

I defended Kim when she clearly claimed to have never identified as a feminist. Now I owe Piers Morgan an apology for his ability to predict that a Kardashian is going to Kardashian whenever given the opportunity. According to feminism, taking your clothes off for the cause is empowerment. By that belief alone Kim fits in better than most women and should have her face replace Susan B. Anthony on the $1 coin soon. If you were on the fence about supporting feminism make sure you don’t miss your chance to do so for under three bucks. I’m not a fan of emojis so I’ll continue to support women the best way I know how, tipping strippers.

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