MTV Reality Show About Millennials Minus Modern Convenience

Millennials have become quite the spectacle thanks to MTV and ill-will wished upon them from the proceeding generation. Taking a break from the Great War against baby boomers, they’ve managed to land a spot on a new reality TV show to document for the world just how competent they are. Or at least let the world see who gets booted off first for having to check their Twitter timeline and Instagram feed. The show is called 90’s House. Which sounds like a reality show about a retirement home where contestants compete to see who kicks the bucket first. 

The network announced Wednesday that the competition series — in which 12 millennial housemates will live and party in a 1990s-inspired house, using that decade’s technology, lingo and fashions — would include Long Islanders William, 27, the owner of a 1990s retro shop, and Sha’Monique, 24.Scheduled to premiere Sept. 26 at 11 p.m., the show is hosted by Lance Bass and the newly announced Christina Milian.

I’m just excited to see someone attempt to use a VCR for the first time without being able to google instructions. Now that’s entertainment. Can’t wait for phrases like “what do you mean I have to manually rewind it” and “my CD keeps skipping when I walk too fast.” I hope they even convert their local Best Buy into The Wiz for added inconvenience when shopping for their electronic needs. Maybe this reality show will shed light onto the millennial generation’s convenience addiction. I had my addictions under control due to the meticulous nature of hiding porn in multiple misnamed folders on a 95 compaq computer running windows. But now I can stream millions of muff videos on the go anywhere I have cell phone reception. What’s the number to rehab?

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