I believe the failures of family members instantly become more embarrassing just because a relative is famous. On a let down scale ranked from Billy Madison to Tom Hanks’ disappointment of a rapper son Chet Hanks, Meghan Markle’s weed... READ MORE

I’m all for violence against women. As long as it’s regulated and at the hands of another woman. Farrah Abraham is successful in a sense that she’s way further along in life than she should be for someone like... READ MORE

Before, shingles were only for the elderly. But now, according to MTV Catfish’s host Nev Schulman, they’re also for men accused of sexual misconduct. Nev claims that he was under so much stress that the shingle fairy paid him... READ MORE

It’s becoming increasingly more difficult each day to justify paying for cable. Commercials don’t come with a “skip ad” feature, and other than live sports, cable television doesn’t offer much. That was until MTV announced the reboots of Daria,... READ MORE

When the audience you attract averages the IQ levels most often associated with man’s best friend they too will return to devour vomit. The Jersey Shore show is back, sort of. 

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Millennials have become quite the spectacle thanks to MTV and ill-will wished upon them from the proceeding generation. 

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Point me to the rule book of what animals we care about and which ones we don't. Especially if the outrage is for a shark that would have eaten you if given the chance.

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The life expectancy of an MTV reality show cast member settles in right around your sub-Saharan nation with ebola water enemas. You're lucky to get off with a moderate heroin habit and a series of non-violent felony arrests. READ MORE

Everything is politics now. Media, social, entertainment. It's all politics. It's how scores of particularly younger people have chosen to identify themselves when religion or sports or Bud vs. Miller are no longer valid means to self-identify. READ MORE

MTV broadcast a special on White People and white privilege because the title sold itself and they’re trying to get people to stop noticing how many of their reality shows cast members are dying. Also because racism will never... READ MORE