Carmen Electra Gaining Steam

Bratz doll dug up from the Pet Cemetary Carmen Electra never went for the natural look. This helps in old age. You can’t fade if you were never bright. The Kylie Jenner long con. Electra was graciously invited to the launch of some book called Blind Item at Peppermint Club in West Hollywood. The former Baywatch actress appears light years more put together than her former co-star Pamela Anderson. Meaning she doesn’t look like raw chicken Scotch-taped taped together.

Electra isn’t giving up the dream of the ’90s with her fashion. Like an old church lady with a pillbox hat. A hipster will take her picture and interview her about how the neighborhood has changed. Electra’s boobs have reached a gratuitous size that seems to agree with the camera, and her surgeons have in general been fairly kind. Now that I’m writing this I’m realizing this might actually be Katie Price. I guess, what’s the difference. 

The first suggested result when Googling “Carmen Electra IMDB” is “What is Carmen Electra famous for?” You’re seeing it. Big fake tits and a not-quite-botched face. The standards have been lowered. Aim higher than First Lady.

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