September 19, 2018 |
crap around the web |
Robert Paulsen|
Head over the hump today with these sexy links including Katy Perry's catsuit cleavage, Sara Jean Underwood's nude yoga, and this year's Emmy winners' hottest nude scenes!
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September 19, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Carmen Electra has been dead for a decade, but that isn’t keeping her sexy ghost from stripping down for some porny pics. Before we get too far into this breaking development of a used up stripper showing the...
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June 2, 2017 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Bratz doll dug up from the Pet Cemetary Carmen Electra never went for the natural look. This helps in old age. You can't fade if you were never bright. The Kylie Jenner long con.
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August 21, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
90’s hottie Carmen Electra is coming out with her own line of personal lube. You can fire up those old Baywatch tapes and slather your wiener in her petroleum jellies and have a grand old time. Hide the selfie stick now....
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May 19, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The AIDS parties really are the best. I don’t mean those popup street fairs where HIV positive rogues gang rape a newbie into the club. Those are amusing but with a tinge of regret. I mean the big dress...
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March 6, 2015 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Any time Carmen Electra posts bikini pictures of herself, the media raves about how she looks as good as she did in her Baywatch days in the late 90’s. It’s a tacit reminder about how she hasn’t worked in...
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January 17, 2015 |
Photos |
Lex Jurgen|
Everybody calls themselves a DJ, but how many can actually score a sweet gig spinning the tunes in Uruguay? That’s the 2015 version of being big in Japan. It’s unclear whether Carmen Electra brought her own iPod or one...
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October 28, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I can’t help but feel Svedka Vodka selected the economy package for their Halloween holiday advertising campaign. Carmen Electra homaging Katy Perry in somebody’s kitchen means Svedka isn’t serious about switching me from Ketel One when choosing vodkas to...
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October 21, 2014 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Carmen Electra appeared on Oprah’s “Where Are They Now?” and talked about her marriage to Dennis Rodman and some other shit that even Oprah couldn’t pretend to care about any more. Getting screen time is a bitch these days,...
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September 10, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I’ve been waiting for something interesting to happen at the New York Fashion Week. Like a Sarah Jessica Parker shooting spree or Michelle Rodriguez caught finger banging the mayor’s lesbian wife. But nothing. I understand fasion is supposed to...
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