Girls Making Their Own Breaks, It’s Fucking Beautiful

America is fast becoming a nation of whiners. Ironically, the most vulnerable persons among us, young skinny white models, get up every day, shut their mouths, and show off their tits and ass in public to catch a break. That’s called gumption. Also something else if that one chick here is under eighteen. Fuck it, let’s assume not.

Selena Weber and Lauren Ashley have spent the better part of this entire week stripping in and out of thongs and coming up with cheesy themes to cover their obvious intent. They did tackle football. The fake jet-ski thing. Baywatch running. It’d be worth mocking if these two weren’t a shining example of quiet capitalism. Like Augustus Busch when he came to America penniless and unfettered by the horrible racism of his ancestors. Only this tale is real.

These girls have no time for protest marches. Though a rim job isn’t out of the question if you’ve got decent contacts.

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