Doutzen Kroes in A Bikini

Doutzen Kroes is the first chick to ever marry a DJ and be happy. That comes from being a skinny model who takes home five million a year whether or not your husband has a real job. Does he attend the kids’ school events and still put effort into making you cum as well? Why not smile.

You know one day you’ll be dropping him off at the bus stop with a one-time use check card and a suitcase full of underwear. It’s the advantage wealthy women have over equally wealthy men. They dump you and keep the kids. Ask Brad Pitt, or the FBI agents investigating for no apparent reason.

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