Paris Jackson in A Bikini

It’s fairly amazing how Michael Jackson’s children are able to lead the typical lives of well-off teenagers in Los Angeles despite their unique heritage and paternity. Paris Jackson is doing what any eighteen year old girl with a trust fund would do. She’s doinking an older out of work musician, inking her body with tattoos she will certainly find less meaningful in ten years, and sharing lots of shit on social media including her body so her peers can tell her how amazing she looks and how lucky she is and how epic her latest vacation looks. Yeah, my dad was the biggest pop music icon slash sharing beds with boys in tiny pajamas offender, but that doesn’t mean I can’t live like the rest of you. 

Nobody gets to pick their parents. Or find out from their parents who their real biological parents are if everybody is dead or under NDAs before they hit eighteen. The trick in life is to move past your legacy and go on tons of beach trips and confuse sex with love so you can write an advice book on relationships someday. Paris Jackson is exceeding all expectations. 

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