Madonna Handcuffed By Sean Penn For Charity

Madonna’s eleven year old son is from Malawi. Being the daughter of Madonna has got to be a step up, but just barely. The villagers back home never used to masturbate with a mustard bottle on the hammock. She just hosted a charity event for the nation, a highfalutin affair serving $5,000 per plate dinners. You could have just eaten at home and given all of that to charity. She auctioned off a bunch of her personal belongings, such as a costume which should be immediately deloused. She also kissed Ariana Grande. Who hasn’t. At one point she let Sean Penn handcuff her to crawl through her legs to rile up the audience in to bidding more. 

You’ve got to question those stories about Sean Penn binding, beating, and raping Madonna. He vehemently denies them. If they were true, would she find this joke especially funny? More than likely she was super into it. You wouldn’t normally say that, but you wouldn’t normally release a coffee table book of you pegging a guy or pissing in a dog dish. She was able to raise over seven million bucks for Malawi. It would have been twice that if she hadn’t shown up. 

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