Kelly Bensimon And Barely Legal Daughter Sea Bensimon in Bikinis

There’s no more stark visual refence of time than seeing an eighteen year old girl in her bikini and her forty-eight year old mom going even tinier on the two piece. The leading edge of the surgical sciences and chemistry and exercise and dieting are levies against the rising tide. Something to consider before naming your daughter “Sea” and inviting depressing metaphors in the future.

Kelly Bensimon won’t ever give up that bikini. You’ll have to yank it from her cold, dead, human growth hormone infused hands. Perhaps it’s empowering to see your mom fighting you for the same boys’ attention. Maybe less so when she actually gets down to the business of fucking that boy you like who wanted to take it slow. Insist you both take off your ball caps and let your youth shine. Remember, your mom is only pretending to be you. Also, her vagina will never again be your equal. This sounds more eloquent in ancient Japanese proverb format.

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