LeBron’s Posse Hurts

Phil Jackson is an overpaid crotchety pretentious fuck who is almost certainly a dick to the waitress. He thinks he’s really smart because he coached the best teams of all time. Roll out the ball and ramble about yoga. Jordan would have beat the Knicks by an equal margin if you were coaching the Knicks. He’s recently been talking shit about LeBron James, perhaps as a distraction regarding how much he sucks at his current job, but probably because he’s rich and is getting to that age where you can blame your cunty behavior on being old. Especially when you’re arthritic. 

People seem to dislike LeBron James. His hair is awful. It’s essentially a Donald Trump situation at this point. Shave it off. You’re black, you seriously have no excuse. It’s all ego at this point. Outside of The Decision, he never has really done anything fucked up. “He seems like kind of a douche.” Yeah, he’s arguably the best athlete of all time. If that was you, you’d own like six tigers and be dead of AIDS. 

Jackson described LeBron’s group of friends, who he grew up with, and who are hard working guys who are now successful businessmen, as a “posse” in a recent interview. They are a posse. A posse, per the parlance of our times, is a group of guys who roll together. Usually black. There aren’t that many white guys with posses. If there are, you don’t want to meet them. LeBron took umbrage with Jackson describing his posse as a posse: 

“If you go and read the definition of what the word ‘posse’ is, it’s not what I’ve built over my career. It’s not what I stand for, it’s not what my family stands for. I believe the only reason he used that word is because he sees young African-Americans trying to make a difference.”

Yeah Phil Jackson is clearly a huge racist piece of shit. People who nitpick words over the overall message are petty cunts. Actually, fuck LeBron James. What a blowhard. Also he has a lot in common with Trump outside of the fondness for gold and hair implants. 

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