Phil Jackson was a great coach. The secret is, get a gig coaching the best player of all time and roll the ball out. Coast on that notoriety. Involve yourself in pseudo spiritualism. This is also known as being... READ MORE

Phil Jackson is an overpaid crotchety pretentious fuck who is almost certainly a dick to the waitress. He thinks he's really smart because he coached the best teams of all time. Roll out the ball and ramble about yoga.... READ MORE

Jeanie Buss feels it’s awkward running the Lakers while her crotchety old man boyfriend runs the Knicks. Luckily she made sure to clarify that business comes before Viagra induced pleasure. Shit got weird when Buss was pursuing Carmelo Anthony... READ MORE