Justin Bieber’s Real Ticket Buyers Speak Out

Justin Bieber threw a temper tantrum in London protesting the fact that his screaming fans weren’t taking him seriously as an artist. Sasha Grey was known to do the same during her double penetration scenes. These outbursts can last a few years until society recycles the garbage, save your money. Several Twitter users halted clearing their DVR menu out of re-watched Price is Right episodes to voice their displeasure. This confirmed several things we already suspected about the cult of Justin Bieber. First, many of his fans have their concert tickets purchased by their parents. This would explain why audiences don’t exhibit proper black tie decorum as many aren’t actually potty trained.

Also, most of the adults purchasing these tickets for their children are borderline illiterate and have raised their shitty kids on shitty culture, creating a whole new market for the next shitty pop act which is even shittier than the one before it. The same way their grandparents got into jug bands and their parents got into John Tesh and Milli Vanilli and they got into Britney Spears. It’s a real circle of stupid jerkoffs. If you’d have provided some books and music during their developmental years they might be into an artist who makes art instead of just bitching about how nobody takes his shitty art seriously: 

“I need you to know as a single parent I skint myself so my daughter could go see you in concert!!! & you throw a strop & walk.” 

Wow you’re dead broke and you’re paying good money to attend a Justin Bieber concert? What a fucking retard. It’s no wonder you’re a single parent, you seem to make awful decisions. When’s the last time you went broke going to a museum? Trick question they’re usually free on Thursdays. You get what you pay for. If you’ve ever driven by a Bieber or Ariana Grande concert and seen a huge line out the front and went, who the fuck are these idiots, you have your answer. Let’s put some airport scanners at the front entrance. They don’t make you totally sterile but they might do something. Your groupies have to be up early for Pokemon Go in the morning. 

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