Amy Schumer Alienates Trump People

About 200 people walked out of an Amy Schumer show in Tampa after she made fun of Donald Trump. This was an audience of 10,000, so not that big of a deal, although it is frightening that 10,000 people are attending an Amy Schumer concert. Although, it’s Tampa, Gallagher still sells out football stadiums. They love the Sledge-O-Matic. They’re going to get a Chipotle any day now too. At one point in the show Schumer asked everyone in the audience who had been sexually assaulted to stand up. Sounds like a great time. She also invited a Trump supporter on stage to explain himself and instructed security to kick out anyone who was booing. Fuck you we paid thirty bucks for this shit we’ll do whatever we want. Compounding matters is the fact that Schumer had previously talked shit about Tampa in her book: 

“I was on the road doing at tour and traveling between two horrendous cities: Fayetteville, North Carolina and Tampa, Florida. I’m not scared about writing that and making those people mad, because I know for a fact that no one who lives there has ever read a book. JKJKJKJKJK, but kind of not K.” 

Wow that book looks awesome. Schumer has been campaigning for Hillary Clinton which makes sense because mediocre hacks tend to stick together. If you went to this show you deserve whatever befalls you, probably much worse. Hillary Clinton is going to be fucking great. Nobody’s getting laid tonight. Is it possible to hate everyone involved in a story? Check your balls at the door. 

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