Amy Schumer wants to bask in all of her hideous glory. Her attitude is just as huge as the last pair of jeans she purchased. What did you expect from a woman who hasn’t fit a size 16 since... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   I have felt like I have food poisoning for 5 months but yesterday My body gave me the gift of pooping. The kind you want to take a picture of and send... READ MORE

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  View this post on Instagram   Texas I am so deeply sorry. I have been really looking forward to these shows. I have to reschedule. I am in the hospital. I’m fine. Baby’s fine but everyone who says... READ MORE

Hey Amy. Here's one for your next set. Three comedians walk into a bar. Then Amy Schumer steals their jokes. READ MORE

"Did you know slaves are mentioned in our anthem? Well look it up you snarky trolls. I did an old navy campaign one year then a bud lite campaign the next. This year I said I wasnt up for... READ MORE

  View this post on Instagram   About to announce some exciting news on @jessicayellin insta page. Please follow her for up to the minute #newsnotnoise she breaks down what’s really going on. She agreed to post a lil... READ MORE

Fun fact: Every single celebrity ever is in either Ibiza or Mykonos this summer, so it's a great time to be anywhere but those two places. With a good chunk of summer still ahead, let us know what vacation... READ MORE

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of... READ MORE

It is a proven, undeniable fact that fat girls love to overexaggerate health issues and bog down parties and make everyone nauseous with their gross stories and photo documentation to boot. Thankfully this doesn't apply to our svelt deathly... READ MORE