Kerrie McMahon Topless Plan Isn’t Working Peachy

Kerrie McMahon is that Irish born model who came to the U.S. and immediately complained about how aggressive the men are. Including guys who are now stalking her. If her plan was to counter horny loons with tons of barely covered titty modeling shots, it’s not working.

It’s not that girls who take off their clothes for a living don’t deserve the same equal protection under the law as your grandma, it’s simply that they’re never going to receive them. Speeding tickets excluded, naturally, where a stripper will merit a huge advantage.

There will be stalkers. Also three of your brother’s friends and a dirty uncle are now spanking to see-through bikini pictures of you. At some point you’ll even complain how decent guys won’t ever ask you you. On the upside you’re paid in unreported cash and you get to marry an older rich guy who will assume you’re cheating on him at least occasionally and be fine with it. Whatever other job you were considering is worse, that’s why you’re doing this. Buy some mace and a Rottie. If you’re alive in twenty years you’ll have had a better past two decades than most. 

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