Kennedy Summers and Khloe Terae Bikinis Together

It’s hard for a sister to get a job out there. Imagine the decline in the number of jobs for what is loosely and generously referred to as bikini model. The Rust Belt isn’t the only labor market subset depressed by international competition, outsourcing, and the rise of the digital economy. When’s the last time you or your buddy bought a wall calendar? 

If you think you’re taking your top off for Christmas shopping cash, good luck calling on Playboy. Or the dozens of other folded or nudity censored publications available domestically. Bulgarian pay rates aren’t even good by Bulgarian standards. Millennial males with purchasing power have figured out the marriage game and are sticking to fucking around. Trump’s written off California, but if he organized a rally along the Santa Monica shoreline he’d find thousands of under-employed 20-somethings with stellar fake breasts weeping at his Carrier Air Conditioning line. 

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