Rhian Sugden in A Bikini

If you’ve got a decent mug and less than three cracked teeth in British junior high, the local Patriots Fund disburses money for a tit job and a calendar to mark your first topless appearance in Page 3 of the U.K. Sun.

Titties in the tabloids is one of those asset checkmarks on the English balance sheet. A second check for telling the girls to come back the very day they turn eighteen and not an hour later. Rhian Sugden’s an eleven year veteran of topless and nude modeling. It’s well past time to put a ring and a contact to that body. Cinderella had midnight, you’ve got turning thirty. She’s marrying some British soap actor slash personal trainer next month. Sexually forward blond chicks with enormous tubes tend to have happy endings. Everybody else is on the fifty-fifty program.

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