Courtney Stodden Ritualistic Shaving (VIDEO)

Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies. Other tribute ideas included getting out of porn, finding a husband not fifty years your senior, and not sharing the most personal moments of her private life online. Those were all quickly nixed in favor of the down-top titty shots. Dead babies truly are the most disenfranchised voters.

It’s always confusing when fairly disgusting people go through fairly horrible life events. You want to stop the world and give them a hug, but that big dude jackrabbiting them on multiple handheld cameras makes the moment seem so forced.

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