Courtney Stodden in A Bikini

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn’t realize posing in the midday sun was not going to be kind to her. 21-year olds in Fallujah with IEDs sewn into their viscera look less haggard. Either she’s lying about her age or she’s got a touch of that illness only seen on daytime talk shows that makes eight year olds look eighty. Or stripping. 

Courtney Stodden shaved her head for some sexy crewcut shots to cleanse herself of tripping on her stomach and miscarrying her baby. She hasn’t been seen since without a bandana over her head. It’s safe to assume the entire plan seemed less commercially viable upon sobering up. Which is why you shouldn’t stop drinking.

_{Photo Credit: AKM-GSI}