CJ Franco in A Bikini

Experience along informs me that this chick is self-described as an actress, model, and dancer. She’s also the twenty-something with the killer body Kate Beckinsale’s husband Len Wiseman traded his wife in for. He’s done that before. He’s got a type and it does not include being over forty. Those crappy Underworld movies weren’t crappy to Wiseman.

Lamborghinis are for the insecure. The real power move in Hollywood is to dump your wife for a chick who looks just like her but twenty years younger. Only poor people eat expired food.

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