Amy Schumer Tits Over Tampa

Amy Schumer strapped on her best girdle to appear, as Matt so eloquently puts it, “just the perfect amount of overweight”, and promote her memoirs across the Late Night talk show circuit. People with the time to read through the book which appears mightily to be ghost written in Schumer’s general tone, are picking apart her put downs for the chance to be offended. In one such excerpt she talks about fucking a dude during a stay over in Tampa, with a nod to Tampa being a horrendous city which she can write in her book since everybody in Tampa is illiterate. Or not going to buy her book, which she’s possibly equating. 

Tampa took the put down in stride, with the city leaders initiating a tactical public relations response that included getting the regional Fox news outlet to deploy their Panhandle tier fake blond reporters. Somebody interviewed the County Librarian who rolled off stats about literacy and book circulation in Tampa:

We circulate about ten million “items” each year, and about six million of that is in print.

So, the other four millions is porn clips? What’s with the quotes? The Tampa Mayor noted off the cuff that if Schumer dug her one night anon cock fest in his fair burgh, she should come back because it’s a city full of amazing people like that. Time to put the Mayor back on prepared remarks. Though point taken. Men in Tampa are not super particular and many of them would fuck Amy Schumer after a couple cocktails.

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