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July 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Nobody fucks with Taylor Swift. Kim Kardashian fucks with everybody. This is the battle earth has been waiting for since Xenu launched his first volcano burial business.
Since Kardashian produced that tape of Taylor Swift being a two-faced liar she just keeps driving the stake deeper and deeper into Taylor Swift’s tiny prepubescent girl chest. Over the weekend, Kardashian started sending out Vegas party pictures of herself with Swift’s most recent ex-boyfriend, Calvin Harris. Kardashian capped off the multimedia barrage with her singing the line from Kanye’s song about fucking Taylor Swift any time he wanted to and making her famous.
The Kardashians have a shitload of time and money and booze. It’s like invading Afghanistan. You wouldn’t think the locals would give a shit about their lunar landscape cesspool, but just ask around about how the last seventeen invading armies fared. Kim Kardashian is Afghanistan, only richer and with licensed merchandise perfumes instead of opium. Taylor Swift was perfect in every way and entirely unbeatable, until she was beaten. When somebody orders a hit, this will get interesting.
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